Aww Fuck..Here We Go Again
Iran accused the United States on Wednesday of fabricating video and audio released by the Pentagon showing Iranian boats confronting U.S. warships in the Persian Gulf.
The video from Sunday's incident shows small Iranian boats swarming around U.S. warships in the Strait of Hormuz. In the recording, a man speaking in heavily accented English threatened, "I am coming to you. ... You will explode after ... minutes."
I'm no geopolitical expert, but the voice on that recording sounds super, SUPER fake. Like a bad evildoer impression that a villain in an Austin Powers flick would do. It truly looks like fuckhead Bush is trying to get some Middle East beef poppin' off in Iran before he hands over the crown to the next puppet in a handful of months.
